So you know how craigslist used to have an "erotica" section? And how after you click on a link it changes a darker color? And how Dad stays up really late most nights?
Oh god... well at least he's gettin some. Mom's a prude.
chasing shots of tequilla with sun chips. its doable but not recommended
a cemetary is a place for people to rest in peace and you just spermed all over their land
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
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Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
Everybody knows the last week of summer internships include showing up to the office hammered and hitting on the CEO
just saw someone climb out of the dumpster at cvs and start walking down the street like it was completely normal
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
honestly i just want a cigarette and someone to go down on me... are you interested in helping with either of those
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I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
You woke up in between the boxspring and the matress in a random dorm room.
Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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