So #1 way to come back last night and #2 wishbone and I broke into his house and i opened joey's door and u were both passed out and pantless.
well that was a long night...
dude, you were pretty messed up... what happened?
no idea... but i still woke up with my pirate hat on
just saw a dude in a v-neck sweater on a bike drinking starbucks. way to feed the stereotypes white dude.
He's throwing up in my bed and I'm not even getting fucked for this
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I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Woke up at 10 with bourbon being shoved down my throat and him yelling, "shot train! Don't be a bitch"
REWARD BLOWJOB!! STAY RIGHT WHERE YOU ARE I'LL BE THERE IN FIVE MINUTES.
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Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
Also, my old intern Lizzie whom you fed pizza to last night wants to hang out with you
He was like 120 lbs and 20 of that was penis
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
I got so drunk last night that I was drunk in my dream. Good night
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