Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
i got last night's adventure to take the garbage out when he was leaving. my vagina is THAT good.
Have you ever seen an entire lecture hall fist pump? It's magical.
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Your dignity remains intact. He, on the other hand, is completely convinced he slept with your cat.
She's hidden vodka up her skirt and is riding a parking meter. Things can only get better
Hope your thanksgiving is a complete blowjob festival.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
Guys always stop talking to me right around the point that if they bought me food a couple times I would probably have sex with them.
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I mean I'm not gay but a hundred bucks is a hundred bucks
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
Checking my Tinder matches as I sit here in the waiting room at Planned Parenthood. I can't be stopped.
I'm telling you, this vagina is really making the rounds lately...
I just sucked dick on a ferry
You’d probably be happy to know that I think I’ve mastered the skill of knowing “my type” and then steering clear
FINALLY. I THOUGHT THIS DAY WOULD NEVER COME!
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