I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
We are without power. He took ALL the lightbulbs out and hid them.
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
In all the years we have had drunk sex, have we ever done it in a bed?
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
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