Totally smoking with fifteen year olds.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
Oh my god I'm so bored. The virgin is so disinteresting when I'm not trying to cum on her face.
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They tried. Someone started to yell beer shower but he spun around and punched them in the mouth before they even finished saying beer. He's a fast little drunk.
There is a mobile STD testing unit set up at my place of employment. In the lunchroom. I may need to reevaluate my career choices. And my lunch plans.
after giving head I just always feel like I need like. ice cream. as both a means of getting the lingering sperm out of my mouth, and a congratulations.
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
Your dick is going to fall off. Be careful or you'll get callouses. A workingman's dick.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
went to their party, left halfway through to fuck a pledge, came back to keep drinking. I think everyone won.
I'm not asking for life coaching, I'm just asking if you know where I left my underpants.
I don't think Buddha would recommend a sexscpade across Mexico
...and with one comment dissing Hannibal Lecter, I suddenly understood why we never worked out.
On a scale of 1-10 how inappropriate is it for me to ask if Walgreens offers teacher discounts when purchasing a Plan B pill?
I’m pretty sure I have teeth marks on my neck
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