every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
With sake I got over my irrational fear of seafood. Now I just fear sake.
Yeah i'm definitely friends with drunk kyle, not sober kyle.
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
TOMORROW NIGHT CAN I HOLD YOU LIKE A BABY
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
i understand you have values and thats awesome, all i want to help you do is forget about them breifly
I succsesfully kept my nipples in my dress all night. Even when I got in a fight. I was made for the bar.
I would have been the big man on campus...just flop my wang out on the table and how them what they were gonna deal with if they dropped the soap
alicia just called me and talked to me in "the eternal language of the dinosaurs" and then kind of roared and gurgled. what kind of 4th of july are you guys having?
the boozy kind. is there any other?
Wait is this black Chris #1, cocaine Chris, or gay Chris?
No this is saxophone Chris
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
It's Jesse McGoddamn Cartney, the whole world sings that shit
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