she told me she had a boyfriend but the alcohol told me she didn't
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
I hate babysitting girls whose boobs are bigger than mine.
Dude, all I remember was you grabbing random girls, yelling "It's a rap video!" and pouring high-life on them.
Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
Where are you? We're in between the guy dressed as a giant inflatable penis and the Justin Bieber lookalike lesbians
Does the penis have a genital wart?
I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
I spy something regrettable...
Oh my god. Stop!! It was one time and I still can't believe it.
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
We need to leave a grand offering for the god of free booze and salvia.
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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