it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
woke up in a garbage bag. literally. it was used as a sleeping bag.
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At least drunk you showered before switching sex partners last night.
You were competing with my dog to see who had the stronger bark....
I need to find my pants, a way out of here, and a cheeseburger.
If the boyfriend of the drunk girl you just met asks her if she made a "special friend" you're going to have a threesome. For future reference.
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
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So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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