so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
She kept looking at me and saying "you are the scary high".
He was uncircumcised
It was like inception. A penis within a penis within a penis
You're such an expert partier. I feel like 22-year-old recent graduates should have to intern with you.
I'm a pro at the other 9-5
Who the fuck superglued glowsticks to my arm.
How can I politely yet provocatively ask you for a cock shot?
This mustache is awesome. I can't pass by a mirror without looking in it and thinking damn, I'd like to give that guy a handy.
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
