if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
I didn't realize he wasn't circumcised... it looked like the Unibomber...
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
All I remember is mattress sliding down the stairs while giving him a blow-job. Sorry you had to witness the incident.
God, for the last time, no I did not break my nose doing a keg-stand just for a nose job.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
currently googling "apology gifts for when you poop on their floor"
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
The Stanley Cup Final is killing me. I can't go to work drunk again.
I feel like ditching all logic and responsibility and get shit-faced before the week's over. Thoughts?
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