So I'm playing pool in my cowboy boots and some guy came up looks at my boots and goes, "you should've got the boots with the fur"
So... how did lowering your standards work out last night?
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I guess she didn't feel like it. There was hair all over it and everything
Spotted: forty year old in red dress, cigarette in hand, squatting to pee by railroad tracks. Hello future.
I just lost $50 at the races, got drunk, and woke up to my ex-gf. Apparently the good decisions kept on rolling...
i am high, trapped with a bunch of skaters and asians watching a cat on lsd on youtube, the girl on the couch next to me is getting fingered, and there is lady gaga playing. god has forgetten about me
Just crushed a xanax into my chewing gum. Its gonna be a long, fucking up flight...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
wow, you never really realize how many muscles you have in your crotch until you pull them all.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I haven't been sober in 4 days.
Then be sober
No.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
if you want to know how my night is going I just ugly cried in the cheesecake factory
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