On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
These 3 days between Christmas and new years when all the bosses are on vacation are essentially a competition to see who can do the least amount of work
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
Did you know there's no emoticon to really tell you that I just consumed a magic brownie?
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
Vodka drinking games. Where you wake up next to a douche lord and see your thong in the blinds.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
We have a bucket list tonight. Not done yet. Gotta climb a building
Life is my bitch right now. The bouncers tried to carry me out of the club, but everyone thought I was crowd surfing so everyone carried me BACK IN. Winning as fuck.
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
I got inside last night via doggy door
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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