the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
She challenged me to a game of rock-paper-scissors for her virginity. I love this girl.
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
He came on me while singing crank dat like soulja boy, fuck our sex life has reached a whole new level of low
He just walked into my room in a robe with a cooking pot of cereal.
I can't break up with him, I ran the math. Taking into account his 7 inch penis and the standard deviation from average, almost 90% of guys should have a smaller penis than he does.
Really? Penis math? This is why guys shouldn't date female engineers.
I bet George Washington got SERIOUS head back in his hay day.
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
All I want is dick and wine.
i ate her out in full view of all her roomates. the word awkward doesnt even cover it.
It was like Lady and the Tramp, but just tramp and the tramp. And instead of spaghetti and meatballs, we had whiskey and cups
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