Gonna get hammered and start online dating men in prison. But... only the ones who get out within two years.
Girl's gotta have her standards.
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Someday soon you'll wake up next to a bottle of jameson and a half eaten lean cuisine and then you'll be just like me.
you rearended a car with your bike and then puked all over his back windshield. They made BUI's for you.
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you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Why is there a frozen condom filled with water in my freezer?
I just horrified a large group of people. Congrats on dating me.
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I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
She gave me a job then fed me cheesecake in bed. She's a keeper!
Party bus got out of hand. Some guy pissed himself. Later, he couldn't find his house keys, so he kicked the back door in.
Kinda. I got kicked outta the bar, and then incited a riot until the cops came and I bailed
You texted me a picture of some random naked guy. Did you lose your virginity?
Idk, apparently drinking five Four Loko's and trying to fight a mailbox constitutes disorderly conduct.
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