no one is going to fuck you in a field of bunnies
I mean, it really isn't YOUR car until you have sex in it.
I want to hold her baby but I'm afraid I'll give it a contact buzz
Please don't smoke the bong in the bathroom while you shit. It is not a shitting bong.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
What we have is to special to throw away over a woman who spreads her butt cheeks on a pool table for me...
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
The German just referred to my vagina as the Great Barrier Reef and that he was going to go diving in it.
So we are in the middle of sex and his brother knocks on the door and says "dude I just wanted to know if you want to see the fish I got tonight"
I still can't believe I was army crawling thru his backyard at 2am..
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
Don't send me pics of cunning dicks while I'm eating potato chips
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