How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
i dunno what you eat but your cum is all over my underwear and it smells like pretzels
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
It's like a puppy that we have to take care of at all times or else she'll get sad, lonely, and chew on the furniture. And by 'chew on the furniture', I mean have anonymous sex.
I have a challenge for you: find out where you are. you will receive Taco Bell if you succeed
I don't think people appreciate how hard it is to fuck in a portapotty. Sarah and I had train for that shit.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
We're having soft pretzels and cheese dip for dinner tonight. Like fucking adults.
Side note. I love it when I think I've sobered up and then I get a second wind of drunk
She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Had an orgasm and got a charley horse at the same time. It was a multi-purpose scream.
I don't know where I keep finding these guys, but mi power bottoms es su power bottoms.
He texted me "sup", so I sent him that gif of the surprised guy and apparently it offended him
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