where does the pee come out of this thing
Let's go to weight watchers and eat in front of them.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Well, let me tell you, it was the most vivid sex dream I've ever had. More so than the Paris Hilton one I had in 05. And about as weird.
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Nah the bridesmaids all had dates. I slept with the next best thing: girl who WANTED to be a bridesmaid but didnt make the cut.
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
My penis is saying yes, several less important organs are saying noo...
ugh I gave him morning sex and he doesn't even text me back for my bagel order
I cant go through life without knowing what ginger pubes actually look like
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I couldn't even tell you how many times I've said "wrong hole" today
I mean she did throw a tantrum because you wouldn't let her suck your dick
We found you walking up the on ramp to the highway carrying a 40 mph speed limit sign with no shoes on. Rough night?
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
What did you delete my number or something
Oh honey. What makes you think I saved in in the first place?
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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