Dude ... paraplegic porn is really creative..
Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
at least i was responsible enough to take off my shoe and throw up in it
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
I didn't ask to see his penis, it was an ambush. Impressive though
The random guy I fucked from craigslist said I had the best smile. I take compliments where i can get them
I asked him if we could hang out sometime when we weren't hammered. He said he'd email me his number... that's when I knew I was going to die alone
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
I got so drunk that I peed my bed...and all over him. The ironic thing is that he slept in his swimming trunks.
You claimed that someone else had vomited underneath you/on your hand
you were very insulted that we didn’t believe you that someone else vommed
I need to start dating older women. We tried sexting and she used more emojis than actual words. It was so bad that I did the math...her messages were 54% emoji. No one should make me feel this old when I'm only 28.
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