i hate sounding clingy, but i just wanted to verify i wasn't an asshole in your mind
oh god the rape fog is back!
I hate bills.
Like ones you have to pay or people named William?
this coming from the guy that still thinks "pulling out" is a good form of birth control? just walk away
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
i wish we had vans that drove around at night but insteand of ice cream and jolly tunes its taco bell and the macarena
my life trainwreck boards at 9:30
im at a party in sweatpants, slippers, and a basketball jersey from the eighth grade, 10 bucks says im still getting laid
How many beers are too many "cause it's Archer Thursday" beers?
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
Indeed. Apparently I called my sisters and told them I wouldn't get arrested because it's not a real sword.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
Who are you to come into MY house and tell me when I can or cannot take my pants off?
The fact our science teacher from high school was buying us drinks and hitting on me doesn't matter.
Straight boys are literally imbeciles. If Darwinism doesn’t get them female rage will.
Randomize
