I just saw the dad from "Little People Big World" at the airport. I chased him down and congratulated him for beating the DUI.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
no i decided against it. savin my coke binge for finals week.
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
As usual, I had to fight him for his car keys. Though this time he made it to the valet garage. All the Hispanic attendants gathered around and watched. Felt like I was in a cock fight.
I might as well rub my vagina against it before I throw it away.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
his basement wasnt heated so when i asked for a hoodie someone gave me a kimono.. i passed bc who the fuck knows where that shit has been recently
I was on the verge of being completely over him and then he went and made his Instagram not private... ITS LIKE HE KNEW
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
He just kept pissing on the couch as we were yelling at him while he repeatedly told us "its going to be okay".
I had a threesome with my hot neighbor and his GF and by threesome I mean I heard them getting it on in their apartment and I was in my apartment with a vibrator
and I may have moaned his name loud enough that they heard me because now he won’t make eye contact
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