and when i put it inside her she yelled "welcome aboard!"
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
Imagine that my comprehension level is that of a 7 year old and explain your plan again
where are you guys? the police just woke me up on the couch outside.
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Apparently campus cops frown on lighting a joint off of the eternal flame on Jerry Falwell's grave...
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
Just had sex to Jesse & the Rippers. Can check that one off the bucket list.
She said she had a surprise for me and sent me a video of her having sex with some fat dude. It was a mood killer
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I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
Your ability to eat ass like its your job and yet turn down quinoa because it's "gross" is confusing.
Pants are for mortals
Accidentally texted co-worker instead of bf “I’m wfh tomrw. Nooner? 💦”
there's fucking coffee grinds packed all inside my pipe. what did i do
lord you gonna make me abandon my soup for tasteful catboy nudes
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