GM filed for bankruptcy, all the dealerships closed, and it's june and I'm in jeans and a sweatshirt and I'm cold. What is the point of living in this state anymore?
Do you ever close your eyes when your having sex with your girlfriend and pretend she didn't get fat after high school?
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
Just saw a girl duct tape a cigarette back together..I feel like my life is shambles for being present for this
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
let's see, i ended up walking for an hour towards a macdonalds that didnt exist, sprinted full tilt into a powerline, and left a 30 dollar tip to a waitress at dennys we made friends with. I REGRET NOTHING
Im drinking ciroc out of an ice cream cone... my night is going fantastic
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
Seriously??? You send me boob shots with your husband and kids in them???
In local news "Man Stabbed With Golf Club" next person who tells me this is a safe place to live gets punched...
I think I've forgotten how to blink. Help plz?
I'm sorry I keep drunk texting your boyfriend sports updates.
That's okay. He needs friends too.
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
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