okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
I'm graduating. Then you'll never see me again.
We better fuck soon then
he's from indiana, of course he's clueless about "g-spots"
people who like being in relationships make me feel bad about myself.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Tonight when I'm getting a bj from a stripper I'm gonna imagine it's you bobbing down there
Hahah fuck. I keep looking to make sure that stupid line doesn't show up when my guards are down. Babies can sense fear.
I've hit an all time low I just sent a boob pict to fat Randall the one I gave a partial bj to a year a a half ago
Where's Taylor bro?
Never mind found him under the sink
Do you remember biting my ear and whispering quotes of Pride and Prejudice last night?
They're magnificent. It's like god made her last but hadn't fulfilled his boob quota.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
Ever been to a strip club with one stripper? I have. And she sucked.
Of course he did! You’ve seen my tits, you know he didn’t stand a chance!
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