Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
she asked me what the final straw was. i had to tell her i caught him jerking off to digimon porn. i don't know what i'm more upset by, that he was masturbating to cartoons, or that he was masturbating to sub-par cartoons
His mom told be she once got turned down for playboy. 1 biggest mistake Hugh made. 2 is she hitting on me?
i think i pulled off the nice guy thing too well. it just backfired later on when she thought i was actually nice.
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
he tried breathing fire using moonshine and a roman candle. would not have believed it unless i actually witnessed it.
It's a self-perpetuating puke chain.
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
Are you drunk? Because I am and if you're not, this may be very awkward in the morning
Thats for me to know and you to find out.
Come out Saturday. It's for my lesbian daughter from the future birthday.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
I woke up thinking it was Friday. I was disappointed (to say the least). I am pretty sure I have gained the quarantine fifteen (but I won’t know until I try to put something other than elastic-waisted shorts on). And I am probably going to need dentures because I am grinding my teeth so much. But hey--this is temporary, right?
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