we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
we're drinking boxed wine and eating string cheese. It's like a wine tasting for poor people.
HAH. HARRY POTTER CASUAL CONVO HAS BEEN EXTENDED TO DISCUSSING WEATHER. SO PRO
a fat lady just tried to bring a cooler stuffed full with burger kid through airport security. christ I'm going to miss the midwest.
For once I'd like to have a Taco Sunday without having some random drunk chick flee my house half naked and in tears.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
Hahaha wear something that says i'm here to party but wont go farther then a handjob.
His roommates came in and started a dance party in his room while we were having sex. He said it wasnt the first time.
Dude, did you know, your blood is contaminated with over 17 non-beer fluids?
So just what does one wear when attending a sex toy party with ones mother-in-law?
Jeans and a nice top.
He keeps asking the karaoke guy to play let it go from frozen so he can sing it in a falsetto
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
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