so that guy from last night texted me saying i flashed half of my extended family last night. so classy.
Whats the opposite of morning wood? Whatever its called, everyone saw it when it fell out.
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
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I was about to watch some really classy porn. Title was ravenous for dick. I didnt know pornstars knew ravenous was a word.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
I was just hoping for a dick worthy of his established age.
You will go out on a boat of flames filled with honor, sarcasm, and assholery, let me assure you.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
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I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Man, you got so high you own goaled yourself in FIFA then got up celebrating.
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
My Tinder date from last night is my Uber driver for tonight's Tinder date...neither of us said a word.
I admit it could have gone better but look at it this way, since I broke the urn you don't have to worry about spreading the ashes.
Can you get an STD by sharing underwear? Walk of shamed home and realized I was wearing someone else’s panties
No one knows. This doesn’t happen to normal people.
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