question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
Just break the ice by asking who had to take plan b this past semester
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im eating mac and cheese with a makeup brush. there is wayyyyy too much wrong with this night.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
Love these next 4 months. Wake up from a college football hangover and get to put your hand down your pants and watch NFL football all day.
It's truly amazing how much porn I can get in while my phones at 1% battery life.
I am so sorry. Not sure for what, but whatever I did last night probably merits an apology, so I'm covering my bases.
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His dog ate the vibrator. The WHOLE vibrator. We spend the morning after trying to make it vomit up the battery. Why does this always happen to me?
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
Everyone is a disappointment when you lose your virginity to nine inches
My books smell like weed. What does that tell you about my college experience?
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I actually talked to his parents last night about it. haha. I had a bottle of smirnoff in my hand, I'm sure they took me serious.
His nipple licking is glorious
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