you can't get genital warts from dogs can you?
How much cunt could a cunt bag punch if a cunt bag could punch cunt?
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
Want to come to my BBQ and Blow party?
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
Houston, we have a blender
get over here soon, theyre throwing bbeers at us from the roof. keyword : throwing
i also took my stockings off in the bathroom and blew my nose with them in the cab ride home. james was appalled
i ended up playing naked naked monopoly and hangman with my dealer. i really love my life.
Did you really lure me out of the bar with a blond holding a dunkin donuts bag? Well played sir, well played.
There is no such thing as a great breathalizer story. That isn't a thing that exists.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
Ever since we've gotten back together, it's like the ghosts of booty call's past have been hitting me up. Lol.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
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