does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
hes like the used car salesman of hook ups and closed the deal w my taking him home with me,as is,today
Big girls don't cry they get day drunk
Three Architectural classes: $990.00 Architectural supplies: $300.00 Changing majors and using my architectural supplies to roll blunts: Priceless
No don't worry! What are obnoxious, alcoholic, slut roommates for if not for uplifting words and tales of my folly?!
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
the good news is that even if it's Alex's, I can still say it's Colin's, because the kid will come out ginger anyway!
who knew there'd be a plus side to your ginger fetish one day?
It was a good dick. I give credit where credit is due. A good dick deserves praise.
How’s your Christmas Eve so far?
I just chased my melatonin with red wine. It’s 12:00pm.
Don't get into any trouble on your trip
The only foreseeable trouble would be pregnancy, but I gotta be sterile otherwise I'm beating some pretty fucking incredible odds
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