The worlds most fuckable chipmunk
I am at a 420 party and i just told a girl "hey, less not getting donuts, more getting donuts"(1-855): and did she get any doughnuts?
No. I am devastated
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
Oh my gosh they are following me around the bar
Blow your rape whistle
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
Exactly. Stay back and unsubscribe from her
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
Why was I drunk tweeting incorrect Beyonce lyrics last night?
My orifices are off limits as long as you have that stache. Your call.
Wine is the only reason I'm making it in the real world
Hey, it's Valentine's Day weekend and were single and off our periods. Let's live like queens.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
We were trying to organize all the customers to hold a window pickle race. as of 10:37 pm last night we are no longer allowed in our McDonalds.
Randomize
