No idea how I passed that sobriety test.
The chick I went home with last night had a happy trail
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
so high i just made my own version of grilled cheese using toast and spray cheese
here comes the puke
Bad idea. College students cannot afford both alcohol and a cat. Unless said cat is irish, and can feed itself with fifths of whisky.
I am trying to think of a way to make alcohol cupcakes
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
Your stories are the best. I feel like you're a spy among the heteros. It's not fair.
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
We compared her boobs to bacon. I'm probably going to have to justify that.
I ate shrooms on a frozen river in an ice fishing shack after a day of vics and beer and walked around on the river in a stupor. They made me bite the head off of a fish.
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
You walked around in your costume going up to every guy saying "I'm a squirrel, give me your nuts"
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