When you're on the hood of a car, 10 mph feels pretty fucking fast.
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
Between the dance party in the car and the distraction of the momma bear and two cubs im a cops wet dream roght now when comes to wreckless driving.
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
listen. he fixes things. buys me drinks and sticks his penis in my vagina. age means nothing at this low point in my life.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I appreciate the fact that you sent me a snapchat of your dick soaking in a cup of water.
I wish I was there so i could bitch slap his incredibly sexy face
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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