I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Just cropdusted the office
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
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after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
i had to get the starbucks manager to open the bathroom door for me...you passed out on the floor, the things i do for you
just woke up in my car, in front of the bar. Took me 10 minutes to find my keys which were about 10 yards away in a bush. According to my phone records, I called my ex 14 times last night. Breakfast?
apparently i walked around all last night forcing people to beer bong whatever drink was in their hand. so far this morning ive had three people refer to me as beer bong man
I passed out drunk and Jane had created a picnic on my chest. I had chips and a hamburger laid out on my boobs. The only reason I woke up is she was trying to feed me too.
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eating jello out of the cup. with my face. while on the toilet. i am at my lowest.
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
HE PEED ON ME. THE MANAGER OF THE BAR.
Also you think METH is on the same level of wanting to see the movie cats? We’re gonna unpack that later
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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