Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
I asked about his 3 inch scar on his chest. It's from when he had to castrate a bull on the estancia. Apparently this is how good bull meat is made.
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
I don't understand why everytime I fuck his bestfriend he seems more interested in me...
you know...the drug dealer i named my baby after.
All I remember is apologizing to his sister for being a bad influence while I was throwing up into a big gulp cup.
You were throwing up and said, "Whipe my face, I must look presentable at all times."
Just to warn you I probably wont be able to do anything that involves standing up
I am sleeping in the bathtub because my bed is too soft.
So yeah he had good weed?
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
BTW car sex works all the muscle groups. Just sayin. Legs/butt are sore as are arms, back and core.
I dropped her off at home and her fiancé was shitty, it was 4:30 am. I told him I was the Uber driver
I am so disappointed that he didn't steal a Christmas tree last night.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
i think we reached that point in our drunkenness where even the creeps found us intolerable
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