Katie is reenacting me jizzing in her eye via emoticons...
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
I drove to Chevron at noon and the Hatian lady goes "Oh, nothing to drink yet white boy?"
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I feel like I have streams of color and coldness wrapping around my body.
Stop treating my vagina like a slapchop.
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
The one time my sister did shrooms she thought she was thumbalina. I can't live my life that way
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We both know we're cheating on one another. But our side pieces aren't as kinky as us...so yeah, we're still together. This is a fucked up relationship.
Whatever you have to do, STALL THEM. Your toothbrush is in the kitchen, my pants are on the balcony, and I don't have eyebrows.
He suck his junk in my HALF BAKED. Ben & Jerry would totally disapprove. This is worse than sticky dick donut day.
i survived drinking for 24 hours, an 8 ball of cocaine and a threesome. I think you can handle moving.
2017 is gonna be explosive... Already watching fireworks out the window while shit my brains out. Happy Ew Year
I'm really excited to meet your new dude! But we really need to find out if he's your cousin first.
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