Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
is it bad that I only want to go to my boyfriends house bc I want to see his roomate walk around with his shirt off?
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
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Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
we were the definition of too high: argued for 10 minutes about who was gonna get the condom (it was 2 feet away on the night stand) and past out watching adventure time.
How do I feel about a girl who has a g string tattooed on
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How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
We joked about how funny it would be if he got pulled over with 300 breakfast burritos in hus car. We walk outside of the school just as the police lights turn on and pull him over
She showed up after 3 hours and proceded to make us all feel like resonable human beings. I dont know how she did it but she did it.
Drunk me made cabbage burritos at 1am after going to hustler hollywood.\nI bought socks. Lol
Next time I think it’s a good idea to hook up with any of your wife’s family members or friends just kick me in my dick
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