Black thong, sheer white shorts not a professional look. This chick has no idea what sunlight makes her outfit look like.
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
I'm just not sure how to initiate the "do you want to have sex with my boyfriend and I" conversation
I had some like war flashbacks of giving someone a handjob and i was trying to figure out who it was.
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK FUCKABLE IN AN ALL NEON SPANDEX JUMPSUIT?
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
if you ever get a chance to, fuck in a lecture hall. great acoustics. highly recommend it.
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
Instead of a fine and a few hours in jail he chose to get tasered, break his neck and shit his pants
I made soup. Now I'm having post soup making wine. I had pre soup making wine also.
You're a disaster
Wanna date?
Last night I made out with two lesbians while dancing with another girl. I'm pretty sure it wasn't even real life.
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