we put on a show in the hot tub for our boyfriends, then climbed out and both got down on our hands and knees and puked at the same time--still naked.
You know you're wathing too much reality TV when you start adding commentary to every day life.
I learned to sign I want to be on you today
Score
Deaf chicks here I come
Down at cameli's and some homeless dude just pulled out a taser. Awesome.
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
to which he commented "you must really like me on top". I didn't have the heart to tell him that was the only way the room stopped spinning
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
Your cock is gonna weep like a baby
Me and the guy at the liquor store are on a first name basis, college is all about networking.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
Haha holy fuck. i dont remember much after pissing on your ex's flaming nude pics.
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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