So that's a yes to the cocaine usage and a no to the rollerblading
Jon and Kate are totally playing with my emotions.
i mean i care more about their marriage then my own parents
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
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i think you shook his penis after he was done peeing.
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
I would have thought, as two of my best friends, you girls could have cought me as I fell out of the shower. There are so many bruises.
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
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But I got head on a boat yesterday which was sweet until a bald eagle flew over. Then it became life affirming.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
You haven't lived until you've snorted coke from a Pharaoh's hand baby
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
oh you can't commit, don't have any real ambitions, and love to drink PBR? well.... sign me up!
When my parents ask, do you think "he was the cop I gave head to in order to get out of a speeding ticket" will suffice as to how we met?
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