I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I tried to gradually lead her into my room but she wouldn't stop crying and quoting memoirs of a geisha
I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
my roommate and her friend got reaallllly high last night and it looks like they played scrabble. one of their words is "nippal"
In Denver there are more bars per capita than any other city also the healthiest city. That means lots of drunk girls and no fatties.
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
ecstacy + fleshlight = not all that upset about being newly single anymore
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
I can't go to class, I have all this weed to sell
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
she just kept straddling the railing to the stairs and shouting "come on Seabiscuit, lets win this for America."
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