dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
all i know is that they all tuched my pee cup last night.
Using pokemon references during sexual acts is always a good idea.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Do not tell guys at bars about kittens you rescue. They will walk away.
I don't care who you bring as long as they are fun and not a cop
So I'm just casually at the grocery store when I remember that there's still a clove of garlic in my vagina
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Found my paycheck. It was in the freezer
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