And then she proceeded to fling her bra around while screaming the rocket power theme song, still managing to not fall off the skateboard
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
It's a good cause. For your vagina.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You screamed "there will be blood" and punched some random guy in the face. So no, we can't go back to that bar.
please come upstairs a drunk asian is lying down n the middle of my room and i don't know him
She just broke into my apartment while I was asleep, woke me up and drunkenly tried to seduce me for about 2 minutes, then passed out..
For future reference.... When you take a beer out of a 6pack... You don't insert your phone as a substitute.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
How exactly does one go about seducing an older, possibly blind gentleman?
I don't remember his name. I had whataburger on my mind and in my hands so I wasnt really listening
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
Do you ever look at your life and go "i'm too sober for this bullshit"?
Every day of my life.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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