Google if cops ever smoke weeds and then bust them. I need to know immidiately.
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
Best walk of shame ever. Not only did I not remember his name or the fact that we fucked, they all watched as I tried to get into 3 cars that werent mine
Oh and I threw up on myself...
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We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
... thanks for letting me perform minor surgery on myself last night.
I figured if you were smart enough to sterilize with vodka, you could handle it.
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
The cab driver doesn't know where we can find an empire state building shaped dildo either!? What is wrong with NYC!?
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
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Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Get your penis over here NOW. emergency
I just traded ecstasy for trapeze lessons...you in?
Hey guys guess what I found in my bed this morning? I wish it was a man..but it was a potato
I just came so hard my hamstring felt like it was going to tear. I am also now a screamer
No, it's ok. He's Greek. To him I'm just a light drinker, not an alcoholic.
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