Can we talk about the cons of throwing up in the bathtub. there are no pros.
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
Don't judge me. If you're going to fall off a bed you might as well do it gracefully into a bag full of beer.
I was short on money so I let my roommate mase me for $60
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I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
Ok there's 63 pics of you jerking it on my camera from New Years. The time stamps say it took you 40 min to get there too. See a doc, your only 22.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
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Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I think you should do the fixer upper relationship. Like lawyers do pro bono work with underserved populations, you can do pro bono relationship work.
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
I didn't realize how hungover I was until I fell asleep in my math lecture, and woke up I'm my history class. How is got there still remains a mystery...
A drunk frat boy just jumped on the hood of my car while I was driving down Bridge St. He yelled at me to keep going since he was playing frogger and needed another car to jump on... or a log. I hate this town.
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