you know what i hate about salt? you can't see it.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
According to the transitive property, he has now had dick in his mouth.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
WHYAREWHITEGUYSSOBADINBED?! What the fuck went wrong, evolution?
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
Dude we both faced 40s of steel reserve which is like saying, "Hey, I'm a complete piece of shit!"
Checked my photo vault today... My self nudie folder is passing the 150 mark.
The weird thing is that you don't send them to anyone. You just keep them for yourself...
Dude Carly, it's like, inconvinent how often you cause me to have an erection
Does your body have a liquid mass index? does that make sense? I think I drank it in Long islands.. Kill me now..
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
I can't believe I'm going to buy bitcoin to pay for erection pills
Nah leave him alone, he is at the strip club with his mom.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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