I wish I had a dollar for every time I've slept off a late night I dont want to remember in my recliner.
Remember when the only STD we had to worry about were hickies? Those were the days
i just googled "who won the civil war" . how can i still have a 97% in this class?
Give me one situation where peeing in your garage could be a bad idea
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Then she called me a home wrecking whore.
dont they live in a condo? that doesnt count.
Earned the respect of a group of freshman by chugging Das Boot while hanging out a window and lost it shortly after by wrecking a clown bike into them.
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
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I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
Are you still going to come over for your post Alcoholics Anonymous beer?
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
You're incredible, and I'm drunk
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