She announced her abortion via fbk
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
So gin and wine won't be happening again
Who has a video camera? i want to look back on this one day and say OH thats why i spent 2 years in jail
She called picking up at 2pm a matinee drug deal.
As far as figuring life out your talking to a guy that's alternating text messages between his baby mama and a drunk bitch I met tailgating. My best advice is don't worry about shit out of your control and always and I really mean ALWAYS wear a condom.
I'm okay. We got a prayer rug sent to us with the face of jesus on it. From Tulsa Oklahoma. Kinda weird.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Just had the best random sex ever with a girl I picked up from a pro choice rally uptown. God bless the Democratic National Convention.
HEY. That drawer full of booze in my dorm room also has aspirin and Tums in it. So don't tell me I don't care about health.
Im rolling face in a pizzeria. I want to be with people who love me.
Is there a tactful way to ask "how are your balls?" Or do I just ask point blank
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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