Being alone has allowed me to flourish into a complete weirdo
great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
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Started with us just having a beer. Now Ivan lit a torch to walk to the store, Ben smashed a 26 in the parking lot, and they're throwing broken shot glasses. Fratio Friday is something.
She's "threw gas on the fire to put it out" drunk. Come retrieve ur gf. Ps she smells like burnt hair
Also I feel that I would be a hell of a sled dog operator.
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
you just missed a great speech in which i almost coined the term "ass-ian" as in "my vaginal and ass-ian regions are no longer safe"
God please dont post that to facebook.
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I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
LESSON OF THE DAY: Saying Everclear gets you out of explaining anything.
Definitely thought about throwing up in the cat box since it's not as far to the bathroom..
You jumped into so many bushes for no reason
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
Whoever said it shouldn't take a man to make you happy clearly wasn't having sex everyday.
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