Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
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Could be my worst decision since the whole 'third degree burn' fiasco.
You poured your drink on yourself and then said "it's not a party until I'm wet"
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
They want me to get them some X for there wedding present. I'm on the way to get it now
Thanks i'm proud of you and I'm proud of beer and vodka for making me drunk
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We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
Not sure what time I'll be home. I'm currently topless and the damn stripper won't give me my clothes back
you need a warning label. Just announcing that you are Scottish is seen more as a challenge. Those guys have no idea what they are getting into.
You can't die you're my only democrat family member
it's unicorns you uncultured swine
It was like a baby arm holding another baby arm holding an apple grove. Fuckin huge!
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