The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
yah I made NO friends last night. at one point i think i replaced talking with spitting
she quoted hannah montana in her facebook status. i will never be speaking to her in person again.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
I have a calendar reminder for world domination today, you wouldn't happen to know anything about that would you?
I call it a party but only because that sounds better than 8 people getting drunk around a pool.
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
In case you're wondering where my head is at right now, it's wishing that I was getting laid and not having a debate about cheese.
We have a vagina exchange agreement. Neither of us can hook up with any of our own law firm's summer associates. So we have a scout and referral program and invite each other to the other firm's summer events. Criss-cross!! Works every summer.
I got picked up after "I just threw up in my face". Then I had very specific instructions involving the bathtub.
"what's it like being a dancer turned stoner" well, i can change the netflix using my feet mid bongrip, so there's that.
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
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