margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
So, right as I'm cumming, I pull out and go "PYEW PYEW" like Star Wars lasers. Best part is, I missed her completely.
If I send you a picture of the guy passed out in the bath tub, will u be able to identify him?
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
You need an intervention. You fell into traffic walking home.
Not really. Birthday weekend. Totally jusifiable. Besides I didn't get hit. No harm no foul.
HIV testing and a light brunch. Sounds like a great way to spend Christmas Eve.
Maybe you'll have a Christmas miracle
My vag is like the Sahara
Ew that's gross.
The sad truth. Barren and empty.
Please send pictures of any nice new years ladies you run across in town, as I've forgotten what women look like.
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
It was an all night sausage fest and I was the lady of honor.
Trust me. My dick only does selfies for you.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
he went down on me while I ate Oreos. I don't know what caused the orgasm.
just put a ruler in a cup trying to measure how much ivve had to drink..... God help me
We have sober sex! It's a real relationship.
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