And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
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We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
all of the sudden, the other guy at the bar who was celebrating his birthday got a super inspired look on his face and then screamed at me ''our parents fucked on the same day!''
I only wish the guy being lead around by his cock at the drag show was the weirdest part of my night.
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
I should start wearing my Batman shirt more often when I drink. Good things happen. All sorts of shit.
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Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
Idk. The bad part of me thinks it's a good idea. The bad part is also the stupid part.
my lips are numb and my face feels like a pool. PENGUINSSSSSS
Share, now.
Do you know anything about how the saran wrap ended up on my toilet seat?
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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