i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
Hey, you guys have all had chicken pox, right?
Got a handy at the foam party. Took girl home. Banged her. Thanked her for foam handy. "what handy?"
Letting two friends screw at my place in exchange for weed. This is my life.
I feel you. We can get adjoining rooms. It'll be like Disney world, but with drugs and ivs instead of roller coasters and Mickey Mouse.
Which is way cooler
All I want is to get as high as I did that time I started hallucinating that my brother was becoming a monkey and I saw my mum on every surface of your room.
I mean, you've seen me eat pizza, sober, out of a garbage can, and yet I refuse to go eat at that place. Just sayin....
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Idk I'm drinking Sam Adams and wearing new balances so I'm basically a dad
Because you hugged a homeless guy, and I paid him 5 bucks to give us our giraffe balloon animal back. That's why.
I just want to hook up with Ed Sheeran. Why does it have to be so difficult?
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
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