hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
Just had a dream about an abnormally large bottle of tequila. No more depressed drinking for me.
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
You know our reunion in two weeks shall be a drunken bikini clad magical adventure right
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
You know just a typical night. Eating peanut butter off of tablespoons and having sex to our favorite Christmas carols. This is my favorite time of year.
I thanked him for the booty call offer but told him I'd rather just do it myself
I can't believe that after 9 years of signing things as "BATMAN", the first place to turn it down was the liquor store down the block.
Is it bad when your own grandmother calls you a whore?
He doesn't understand the concept of a strip club. He keeps falling in love
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